wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Source: landorus, via just-paper)

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(via christian-eats-chode)

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

(Source: dechirement, via angrykoalaz)